100 funny things

Said with such attitude.

j: "I was going to finish patching up my car but then I had to come here so I didn't!"

Found Justin's tickle spot.

victory is mine!

Watching House

 s: "Oh my gosh. What happens? What's wrong with him?"

j: "He has a disease & they save him."

s: "No fair you've seen this."

Tickling me 

s: "My dad is going to yell at you."

j: immediately stops.

s: "Ew Justin! I look 500 times bigger than you in this picture!"

Dad: "no I'd say about 350 times"

Singing Blink-182 in the car

s: "Where do we go from here? I'm feeling this! uh na na na na na...I'm feeling this!"

j: "what was that?!"

s: 'I didn't know the words. Shut up"

j: "when did you get so cute?"

At Walmart

s: "ok here is the bread my mom likes. At least I think she does. I hope this is right kind. She's going to be mad if it isn't. It looks like the right kind."

Justin is gone.

Find Justin.

s: "Hey! I was talking to you the whole time! You weren't even there!"

j: "ha I know"

what I thought justin said: "do you still have that water?"

I hold my bottle of water in front of his face silently hoping he'd grab it.

what he really said: "do you see all that water?"
his look of confusion was priceless.

At McDonalds

(I'm lactose intolerant)

j; "I'll take 2 parfaits. What do you want?'

s: "vanilla cone. heh heh."

j: "a vanilla cone & a transformers toy."

man hands Justin the cone.

Justin shoves the whole thing in his mouth.

s: "HEY"

j: "you can't have this! you'll get sick!"

s: "no I won't it's frozen yogurt!"

gives me the rest of the cone.

pause.

j: "No it's not! You just made that up!"

s: "No really someone told me that!"

j: "You're such a liar!"

10 minutes later.

s: "ugh! I don't feel good! Take me home!"

j: "See, I don't even feel bad for you."

s: "be nice to me! I'm your WIFE!"

j: "Not yet"

s: *LOUD GASP* "Why are you SO mean?!"

j: "What? You're not"

Jumps on top of me landing on my foot.

s: "owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie!!!"

j: "what what what?"

s: "You broke my foot you jerk! owie owie owie owie owie"

j; "let me see"

s: "look it's swollen!"

j: "no, the other one looks fatter."

Justin runs in the room with a huge grin.

s: "what just happened?"

j: "your mom was sleeping on the couch so I was looking at her & then she opened her eyes & saw me so I got scared & ran in here."

Saying good bye.

j&s: go in for a hug both slap each others back & walk away. 

die laughing.

I understand a lot of this won't be funny to you reading it but tonight was the funniest night of my life.

Justin is the very best.